January 2011
3 posts
Eye Halve A Spelling Chequer
Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your...
King Charles II Of Spain →
King Charles II of Spain is easily my favorite 17th Century king.
December 2010
15 posts
My sense of humor has always been the same you’re just not that funny.
– Miss Hannah
Still Life Bent Objects →
Courtesy of Grace Keller - this is kind of brilliant.
Love is blind, shithead.
– reasons to be pretty
'30 Rock' biggest ethics violator on TV →
Crudup, Esparza, Williams & More to Star in... →
So excited for this!
Wikileaks Reveals U.S. Tax Dollars Fund Child Sex... →
The now infamous Wikileaks recently released a cable from Afghanistan revealing U.S. government contractor DynCorp threw a party for Afghan security recruits featuring trafficked boys as the entertainment. Bacha bazi is the Afghan tradition of “boy play” where young boys are dressed up in women’s clothing, forced to dance for leering men, and then sold for sex to the highest...
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From My Previous Blog - An Apology to Mr. Baur...
A post from my previous blog that I didn’t want to get lost when I delete it.
The committee member responsible for the continued harassment of my brother has issued an apology out of fear of the growing number of voices that were being added from this site against censorship and in favor of theatre. We agreed to take down the original letter in exchange for an apology and I think this is...
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From My Previous Blog - The Censorship Fiasco at...
A post from my previous blog that I didn’t want to get lost when I delete it.
Update: The committee member has issued an apology which you can read here.
My brother received an email from an Arrowhead Center For The Arts committee member who had been harassing him about content of the show. He sent the RIDICULOUS email after my brother raised them SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS after VOLUNTEERING...
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Unfamiliarity forestalls contempt.
– Felipe Fernández-Armesto “Near A Thousand Tables”
A Charlie & Paloma Christmas
Paloma:
did andy get his name?
Charlie:
i thought YOU had it
Paloma:
why would i have andys
Charlie:
cause you took all the ones that didnt get drawn
Paloma:
no i didnt
Charlie:
you didn't?
Paloma:
i JUST asked you if you had bobbys
Charlie:
do i have them?
yeah
i do
Paloma:
and you said yes
OK
Charlie:
he's my person
Paloma:
no NO
NONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO
THATS NOT WHAT IM SAYING
Charlie:
ENGLISH PLEASE
Paloma:
DO YOU HAVE THE PIECE OF PAPER THAT BOBBY IS TO RECEIVE
IN ORDER TO PURCHASE A GIFT FOR SOMEONE
Charlie:
MAYBE IT'S IN THE STOCKING
Paloma:
WHICH YOU HAVE
Charlie:
FINE
I enjoy putting accent marks on peoples names at completely inappropriate times.
-Charlié
Today, after watching The Lion King my younger sister turned to me and asked me...
– MLIA
Why God WHY?!
Why did I choose to drink Diet Dr. Pepper in bed?!??! I knew it would end like this!
Roy Cohn: What’s it like?
Belize: Hell or heaven?
Belize: Like San...
– Angels In America - Perestroika
Felt like I kind of wasted today…didn’t get much done. Big interview with the bank tomorrow and hopefully I’ll get the job! I need to figure out more ways to get out of the house now that I’m not in shows. I also need to commit to studying more.
You’re unbelievable. You’ve just been lying and lying and lying through your...
– Les Parentes Terribles
The Penis Horse Song →
George looks within
George is adrift
George goes by guessing…
– Sunday In The Park With George